UPDATE: Lady Cloner Also A Man Rapist?!

First, we saw the photos of crazy woman, Bernann McKinney, who paid $50,000 to clone her dead dog, Booger. Then, we saw a video of her moaning with ecstasy as she rubbed the pup against her face and praising God for sending her the 5 creatures. Even with this small amount of evidence, it was clear: this lady is insane. But, we had no idea just how accurate our instincts were. Because, it turns out, McKinney is ALSO A RAPIST!!!!! And I’m not talking about the "I slept with a 17-year-old when I was 19" type rape. I’m talking about the "I stalked, chloroformed, kidnapped, chained to a bed, and raped a Mormon missionary in the 1970’s" type rape. In the late 70’s, the UK tabloids had a field day with the case of Joyce McKinney, who had been charged with kidnapping and raping a Mormon missionary by the name of Kirk Anderson. A former Miss Wyoming, she originally met Kirk in North Carolina, and immediately became enamored with him. Two years lat...