I wish I knew how to post at a ’normal’ time.

From the shooting script for the season 2 Office episode ’The Carpet’, there was this Kelly and Jim exchange about Ryan: Kelly: Say I’m up for anything, but I’m not a slut, but who knows. Jim: Maybe you should talk to him. Kelly: Jim, no, you have to, please please please, ask him-- Jim: Maybe if we all went down for coffee together-- AND THUS A FIC WAS BORN. Title: You Had Me At ’Hello’ Summary: Kelly, Jim, and Ryan. Plus coffee. *** It started out as a good ’deed’ (shady in the definition area of things) which is probably why, approximately thirty seconds into said good deed, it ended up backfiring. If Jim had listened to his instincts on the elevator ride down--no, upon initial interaction, the very first conversation--he wouldn’t be where he was. Stuck. Feeling mild levels of awkwardness. Definitely uncomfortable. And they’d only been sitting down for, ohh, seven minutes? If that? "What do ...